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Updates
June 29, 2008
Oooh man, it feels like a year since I've been here. Yes, I'm still alive.
So here's what's going on: thanks to my best friends and inspirations from various videomakers out there, I've planned to get back to film/video production. It's always been my hobby and will be my major. Besides, I'm a few classes away from taking my major! Finally...talk about majoring in something you know you'll prevail at, without your parents having to give you back aches about having to do well in school, especially in subjects you love to hate.
Anyhow, because I'm going back into making films, updates will be less frequent. Also, I haven't been recording episodes lately because 1) I've spent so much on blank DVDs to record on, and that money spent is my lunch money, 2) I've been planning out ideas for films, and 3) my DVD recorder isn't cooperating, as it takes 9 million hours to read and record on a blank DVD.
Also, since I've got video making on my mind 24/7, I think the updates you'll see on here is the Video Blog section. If you don't know what a video blog is, or don't know what you do, you just film yourself talking about what's your mind: whether it's paying homage, how your day went, asking other people questions, ranting...anything, as long as it's not criminal-based or pornographic.
By the way, speaking of making films, I'm also purchasing an iMac. I'm not into Macs, but because my best friend and Apple clerks keep getting into my head, telling me that that's the sure way to go for video editing despite its specs, I have no other choice. Besides, Windows Vista is THE WORST operating system I've used since I first learned how to use the computer. Because of that, Vista is my second reason I'm moving to Mac. Woohoo. Thanks Vista.
Now you're asking, "hey Kris, so what films are you making? What equipment do you use?" Well, I'll have to hold off on that question for now, but I did tell you one piece of equipment: the iMac. The iMac will be used for my video editing, and my Windows XP will be for internet browsing.
That's about it. Oh don't worry, I'll find a way to integrate Wowowee in my films, even though the majority of my viewers don't watch Wowowee, nor have they heard of it.
There you have it. That's been up with me. So I've been busier than a bee; it's not easy coming up with an idea for a video. It requires some serious thinking (to any of you out there making videos). And I'm almost done with my classes! I want to get to my major already, so at least this way my parents can just sit back and not have to worry about how I'm doing in school. HA! Whatever.
As for Wowowee-related stuff, I noticed lots of new girls on the ASF. And I noticed that Roxanne really wants to come back in Wowowee. Roxanne seems like a nice woman, I don't know, or remember, why they kicked her out. RR still looks enlightening, especially with those shorts. Now THAT'S the way a girl should flaunt her legs. You go RR! (Hey I like girls with thighs; don't hate me.)
Anyway, my parents have been the one filling me in to what's going on in Wowowee. All that's been running my mind is when, what and where will I film my next video. Nevertheless, as for Wowowee's tour, they're heading to New Jersey. I've got relatives in NJ; I'm hoping they attend Wowowee.
Well, it's 12 midnight and I need sleep. This is possibly the longest update entry I've ever posted. Anyway, you folks be safe, don't be a stranger, don't do drugs, and have a wonderous 4th of July! Lastly, stay away from the vehicle if you're going to drink.
Yours sincerely,
Kris aka Kris The Knight
(Yeah I changed my pseudonym from "the great knight" to just "the knight." At least you won't have to spit so many syllables out.)
Updates to be worked on (I'm just putting this here, so I won't forget):
1). New ASF music video
2). A video for Wowowee itself
3). My song I wrote about Wowowee and record the audio for that song
4). Record the premiere video blog
5). A page for the marvelous co-hosts (a request someone wanted me to do)
I'll just cross out what I've finished on this list. I believe there's more but I can't think of them right now. So much thinking and so much work, I might pass out.
Features
Number of episodes: 404 episodes
Wowowee episode list: Episodes I've recorded since 2005.
Complete Wowowee games list: The complete list of games Wowowee has played over the years.
Classic Wowowee videos: Witness some timeless hilarity.
Vintage Wowowee videos: Recall those classic moments and performances on the show.
Wowowee: Wallpaper Miscellania: Wallpapers made by you - the greatest Wowowee fans!
Arrgh Arrgh!™: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our personal pirate: RR.
Wowowee Girls: The original and first group on the show!
ASF Dancers: NOW you're talkin'!
ASF-related videos: ASF, ASF and only ASF.
ASF Dancers music videos: These are music videos I made myself. I rule!
Miss US-Philippine ASF Beauty Pageant Contest: Brace yourselves people - no deceptions.
WowoweeTV.Com's 2007 ASF Beauty Pageant Page Of Fame Awards: Enough said.
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions about Wowowee
Odds and Ends: Ahh yes, a page where I can post any pictures I want.
Wowowee vs. Eat Bulaga: Another way to settle the score.
Wilyonaryo's greatest fear: I'm sure this will cause such a fright.
R.I.P. Bigat10: Finally, let's all say goodbye to the game of slumber.
Wowowee at Las Vegas: September 3, 2006 (Pictures only).
Namamasko Po! at Los Angeles: Well at least I had a good time.
Video blogs
An entrance into the mind of your's truly: Kris
COMING SOON!
About Me: Kris The Knight: Get to know your friendly site operator.
Screenshots: how my page looked and has changed over the years.
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